Santa Claus Has Got a New Truck
Sung to the tune of 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town'
Midi

You better take care
Cross at the lights
If Santa sees you coming you can say goodnight
Santa Claus has got a new truck

He's hotted it up
Painted it red
And he's cruising round town like a petrol head
Santa Claus has got a new truck

He bought it at a caryard
He paid for it with cash
And every time he takes it out he has another almighty crash

Ya better watch out
Keep your eyes peeled
Santa's a menace when he gets behind the wheel
Santa Claus has got a new truck

His hands are getting shaky
His eyesight's up the creek
I saw him knock a reindeer over just the other week
Santa Claus has got a new truck

It's all covered in lights
Presents in the back
But he got his license in a Weetbix pack
Santa Claus has got a new truck

Called him at home
But he's never there
Spends the whole weekend at Autocare
Santa Claus has got a new truck